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Aug. 19, 2024

*BONUS* The Day I Should Have Been Fired ft. Nigel Reed

This bonus episode is all about those career-ending moments in your life, horrific for you... but excellent material for us! We have the greatest honour of introducing our dad, Nigel Reed, to the podcast to be our first official guest and (most importantly) an unbiased third party who will be our judge and jury at ranking stage - finally, a way out of our deadlocks! From losing it live on air to e-mailing the unthinkable to all 2000 of your coworkers, this episode is full of hysterical career-lo...
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May 27, 2024

Panic-Inducing Predators

What animal gives you the heebie-jeebies? What predators do you think are the deadliest? In this episode we debate the creepiest of all creatures great and small. Listen along and decide for yourself whether the Lord God should have made them all... Which animal do you think is the most panic-inducing? Get in touch! Email: contactus@allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou Twitter/ X: @amtcypod Facebook: Allow Me to Convince You Follow us / Like us / Share us / Review us / Dro...
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May 13, 2024

Too British To Function

What makes a Brit 'too British to function'? Is it our intense desire to please / not offend anyone, even if it is a massive inconvenience to ourselves? Is it anything to avoid an awkward interaction? And is it actually politeness or are we just crippled by our sky-high standards of social etiquette? Join us for an episode of your funniest, most embarrassing moments with strangers, from accidentally impersonating another profession to hairdressing disasters. We promise you, this episode does not...
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April 29, 2024

Worst Birthday Surprises

Ever had a birthday surprise gone wrong? Or just had a bad birthday?? This episode is full of sad, sad situations but ones we hope the authors are (mostly) able to laugh about now! Featuring unlucky pets, full-frontal nudity, the police and fake disappearances - this episode has some truly tragic/hilarious stories. Listen and find out whether your story is featured... Got a better one for us? Get in touch! Email: contactus@allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou Twitter/ X: @a...
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April 15, 2024

Worst Travel Stories

What makes a good BAD travel story? Bodily functions gone wrong abroad? Utter humiliation in front of a crowd?? In this episode we explore your travel stories from the pretty rubbish to the truly mortifying, flying the unexpected heights of Bolivia to floundering in the Adriatic Sea. Listen and find out whether your story is featured... Got a better one for us? Get in touch! Email: contactus@allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou Twitter/ X: @amtcypod Facebook: Allow Me to Co...
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April 1, 2024

Surprising Turn-Ons

Uniforms? Bond Girls? Men in Regency clothing? What tickles your fancy? Leave your thoughts of wet-shirted Darcys and gyrating Tatums at the door as we explore the weird and wonderful world of surprising turn-ons, from knife-skills to naval play. What turn-on surprised you the most? Tell us your thoughts and what unusual fancies float your boat on our social media below! *NB: This episode is sexually explicit* Email: contactus@allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou Twitter/ ...
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March 18, 2024

Craziest Celebrity Splurges

What has been your craziest impulse buy? Your biggest splurge? What WOULD you buy if you had unlimited wealth? In this episode, we have found some super extra things you can buy if you had that dollar. From crystal bathing to some epic fossils, some spend on their pets while others just want to look damn cool and why hell not?? No pockets in a shroud! Email: contactus@allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou Twitter/ X: @amtcypod Facebook: Allow Me to Convince You Follow us / L...
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March 11, 2024

Shocking Human Body Facts

Two people who have no clinical expertise or background discuss the human body as if they have PhDs... In this episode we are spouting off old myths as facts and showing off how little we do actually know about the human body. Join us as we discover new 'facts'; from DNA to baby teeth and our amazing brain! Email: contactus@allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou Twitter/ X: @amtcypod Facebook: Allow Me to Convince You Follow us / Like us / Share us / Review us / Definitely dr...
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March 4, 2024

Funniest First Dates

What has been your funniest first date? Care to share?? Everyone knows first dates are awkward as arse and in this episode we delve into some of the most cringeworthy out there. What is your wolf chat like? Does appearance actually matter? How close is TOO close to your relatives? Listen to find out who is crowned the winner in Funniest First Dates! Please share your own experiences and you may be featured in future follow-up episodes... Email: contactus@allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @all...
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Feb. 26, 2024

Weirdest World Records

Have you ever broken or attempted to break a record? What is the weirdest world record you have heard of? In this episode, we scour the internet (mainly the Guinness World Record website) for the craziest records currently held and compete to win the top spot for the absolute Weirdest. This episode features armpits, hamburgers, cyborgs and more! Please share your own experiences and you may be featured in future follow-up episodes... Email: contactus@allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @allowme...
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Feb. 19, 2024

Urban Legends

What scary stories were you told as a child? Did you believe them like Eli?? In this episode we explore urban legends and our love for the creepy and the freaky. We debate gross-out spider legends, haunted paintings and conspiracy theories and argue over who should be crowned this week's winner of the Freakiest Urban Legend. Do you agree with our ranking? Let us know! And, of course, we'd love to hear any scary stories/legends you were told growing up - you may be featured in future follow-up ep...
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Feb. 18, 2024

1* Restaurant Reviews

Ever left a bad review for a restaurant? Or been tempted? This week we share all manner of dining sins, from lost orders to an extra helping of unwanted creatures. In order to be crowned winner this episode, we scoured the internet to find the most entertaining 1* reviews. Do you agree with our ranking? Let us know! And, of course, please share your tales from front or back of house or as a customer and you may be featured in future follow-up episodes... Email: contactus@allowmetoconvinceyou.co...
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Feb. 17, 2024

Biggest Icks / Worst Habits

What is your biggest ick? What is your partner's worst habit?? This week we discuss our own icks and habits competing to win the Worst Overall. From biting toenails to letting rip in bed, listen along and let us know whether you agree! And, of course, please share/shame your partner's/friends'/siblings' bad habits or your own biggest icks and you may be featured in future follow-up episodes... Email: contactus@allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou Follow us / Like us / Shar...